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basalt-dnd:
“Some constructs. CR is tentative at the moment. The spotlight construct has lights for wings and materializes javelins out of air. The saber construct turns its arms into sabers. Just some fun stuff.
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basalt-dnd:

Some constructs. CR is tentative at the moment. The spotlight construct has lights for wings and materializes javelins out of air. The saber construct turns its arms into sabers. Just some fun stuff.

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attackedastoria:

well my brain didn’t wanna sleep last night so it made this instead, that’s cool I guess

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Aracana ornata,  Ornate Cowfish

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if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly

I think the context is important here

The tweets above were in reference to the backlash he got for these:

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androiddaydreams:
“wholesome pride month meme
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androiddaydreams:

wholesome pride month meme

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c-rowlesdraws:

I’m in Florida, and that means I’m thinking about manatees… and about aliens that look like manatees.

These guys are a peaceful people who eat algae and other sea plants, and traditionally roam the warm, shallow bays and reefs of their homeworld in nomadic herds. Their language is made up of low-frequency humming, and snout-whisker touches for more intimate conversation.

Even though they need adaptive technology to communicate with many other species, and even more advanced gear to leave the water, most are very friendly and don’t mind going to the extra effort.

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lesbianshepard:

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

reblog with your middle name in the tags

Actually, the practice dates back to the reason we have middle names in the first place!

Some time around the dark ages, everyone believed in witchcraft and wizardry, like ya do. A big principle of magic was the idea of “true names.” If a spellcaster knew your full name, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to you. Of course, people didn’t want that, but there were enough people with the same first names that you had to give people your surname as well, to avoid confusion.

The solution? A secret name in the middle that you don’t tell anyone (unless you believe that they’re not able to do magic and/or you trust them enough that if they DID do magic, you’d be fine).

this is some death note shit

Is that why when a parent uses your full name (or even just first and middle name) when they’re angry with you, it feels like they just cast some serious mojo on your soul and you know you are in deep shit?

OP is a fae in disguise do not tell them your middle name

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